the 7 levels of shitting
used to describe to a friend how bad the sh-t you are currently having is
1. i think i may be constipated
2. i need to take my pants off for this sh-t
3. i may not come out for a while
4. i’m p-ssing and sh-tting everywhere
5. i’m either on my period or i’m just downright bleeding, but there is blood and sh-t everywhere
6. i’m gonna need help cleaning if i ever come out
7. tell my mommy i love her.
person a: “bro, you okay in there?”
person b: “no, i need help.”
person a: “on the 7 levels of sh-tting scale, which one?”
person b: “number 7…”
person a: “oh no dude…”
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