the 7th grade emo phase
the “emo years” usually lasting from age 12-16. this phase includes dyeing hair, feeling like no one understands you and listening to punk rock or punk rock music from 1990-2009. these little sh-ts can be found at hot topic or sitting alone outside with earbuds in and hair hanging over their eyes.
“do you want to hang out with mark?”
“no, he just started the 7th grade emo phase and won’t go outside to achieve pasty pale skin.”
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