The 85% Rule
the younger person in a relationship must be between 85-100% of the older persons age for the relationship to be socially acceptable.
person 1- “dude, i just got a new girlfriend”
person 2- “how old is she?”
person 1- “she’s 22”
person 2- “dude, you’re 35, that’s not cool. you’re disrespecting the 85% rule”
person 1- “oh sh-t, you’re right”
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