The 90% Theory
1.(n) -the non-scientific theory that the presence or lack of a characteristic in a population can be divided along 90% to 10% lines.
1)90% of people are morons
2)only 10% of life is worth living
3)90% of people who post on this site are complete and utter r-t-rds
4)only 10% of people are worth knowing
5)only 10% of people give a f-ck about the societies they live in
6)90% of women aren’t attractive. same for guys.
7)10% of the population uses 90% of our resources
8)there’s a 90% chance someone will find something in this offensive
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