The Abney
the act of secretly masterbating in the closet with a darth vader mask on…must be performed while parents are asleep in a near by room
guy #1:dude guess what i did last night
guy #2:ha what?
guy #1: well my parents were asleep so i decided to go ahead and do the abney
guy #2: wtf man
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