the absolute cheese


used to express how good something is, how dumb someone is, how awesome a thing is … etc … it’s great to describe almost anything actually!
1. no school today? that is the absolute cheese! – lisa
2. omg bush, you are an absolute cheese – dave
3. that has -got to be- the absolute cheese! – pip

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