The Afterfuck Shutdown
the afterf-ck shutdown is when after c-mming in a girls face if she decides to stay the night, you turn off the gas and electric and water,throw her clothes outside, and tell that stanky booty b-tch get the f-ck out of my territory.
girl : “hey baby that was nice mind if i stay i’m too drunk to leave”.
boy: “ok sure go in the bathroom and get cleaned up”.
boy; -runs downstairs grabs flashlight and turns off everything then proceeds to take her clothes and throw them out onto the open sidewalk-.
girl: “what the f-ck was that for??’
boy : “get the f-ck out b-tch you aint sleeping here”!
girl: “no wonder you are alone and n-body loves you.. you’re probably one of those creeps that use urban dictionary and jacks off to tentacle p-rn all day”.
the afterf-ck shutdown
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