The Aging Butterfly Effect
when a woman reaches a certain age and begins to question her beauty. in search of validation, she posts photoshopped, old, blurry or angled photos on the internet.
i feel sorry for beyoncé. she’s clearly got the aging b-tterfly effect because she’s posting doctored photos.
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