The Al Long


the al long is one crazy mof-cka. this virginity sn-tcher will call u a fat -ssed dirty sl-t then turn around and f-ck your girlfriend right in the balloon knot, and she will f-ckin love it. overall one crazy c-cky f-cking s-xy beast. ps cech licks
your so al long man, u just called that guy a c-mrag then u f-cked his lottery working biaaatcch right in the cornhole, f-ck man ur so al long

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