The Alaskan Harpoon
a s-x moved designed to make the normal unenjoyable experience of f-cking a fat chick somewhat more bareable. the alaskan harpoon is preformed by post-forplay when already nude. the enlarged women must lay down across the bed spread eagle and the normal sized man must stand at the foot of the bed. (note-the following is the most important part of the process) next the man must aim and when he is properly arranged he jumps. the p-n-s of the man will land in the v-g-n- of the girl if properly preformed. after jumping due to the excess body fat of the women the man will bounce, and thus the necessary movement for s-xual interco-rs- will be done absent of any effort fromt he man.
used in an everyday conversation:
paul: yo phil, did you here that john did that fat chick from accounting
phil: yeah
paul: thats such a shame, john is above that
phil: not paul its all good, he gave her the alaskan harpoon
paul: oh ok thats better
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