The General
when a woman is sucking a mans d-ck and right before he c-m’s, he pull’s it out her mouth, c-m’s all over her face, and then right after your done c-mming, you salute her while she is still on the ground.
steve: yo how come your girl came out of your bedroom with her face covered in j-zz?
jason: cuz i gave dat b-tch the general!
the t-tle given to an individual who, while at a party or social gathering involving excessive drinking, surp-sses all others in entertaining drunken activity, while maintaining a sense of poise. often the t-tle is verbally bestowed by a fellow party attendant after the individual in question performs an interesting task or feat.
origin: texas
historical note: supposedly the first general was proclaimed as such after single handedly dissproving the myth that three successive shots of everclear will stop your heart and climbing an oil derrick.
“jeremy was totally the general last night, he beat everyone at shots and still made it to work at 6am!”
“we almost made paul the general, but then he threw up all over your sister’s stereo and started crying.”
a term for general motors
the general has been having financial problems reciently.
a orange 69 dodge charger with a 01 on the door with a confederate flag on the roof. also known as “the general lee”. this is the most famous car in any show or movie. driven by bo and luke duke on the tv show “the dukes of hazzard”
“hey luke bring the general over here”
a delicious drink that is made up of some goldschlager and apple juice. tastes like a cinamon type awesomeness. will get u drunk quickly.
sommer drank a couple the general’s and ended up p-ssin out and havin s-x with fink.
when recieving a bl-wj-b and one c-ms up the givers nose.
steph: just not in my mouth okay.
zach: ok
so he gave her the general and she gave him a c-ke.
another term for an angry bowel movement.
“dude, the general’s being a complete -sshole today.”
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