the alaskan pipeline double dip soft serve
you sh-t into a condom and freeze it. once frozen you go to town on yo girls -sshole and mouth till it starts to get a bit soft. then you take it out of the condom and shove it into her p-ssy until it’s nice and warm. then push on her cervix so it comes out on a ice cream cone, then make her eat it.
“bro your girl isn’t looking so hot”
“yeah man, it’s probably because i gave her the alaskan pipeline double dip soft serve last night”
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