the almighty loaf
our holy lord and saviour, the almighty loaf has descended from the giant bakery above to make us repent our sins, crusty on the outside but light and fluffy on the inside, he is the ultimate in wheat based food deities.
all hail the almighty loaf, for i have sinned and it is only he who may forgive my wrongdoings
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