THe Alsacian Eskimo
put a d-mned icecube on sum1s d-ck till it turns blue and then suck it like no tommorow. crazy ice cold blue head. possibly the most awesomest s-x thing ever. ever.
i gave your dad the alsacian eskimo last night, he cried like a 2 yr old b-tch cuz it was soo good
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