The Baker’s Dozen


a s-xual position made famous by a “mr baker” in which one inserts both fists, their c-ck and and both big toes in to a girl at the same time.
adrienne couldn’t her face in public for weeks after the pictures of her getting the baker’s dozen surfaced on the internet!

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