the amazon effect
the amazon effect is when someone has a round booty that shakes and bounces when they walk, causing all eyes to look in disbelief and forget what else is happening. it can affect anyone, anywhere,anytime. its like a rumble in the jungle.
“you’re not even listening, you okay bro?”
“nah dude, i cant fu***ng focus. ”
“aww man, the amazon effect got you again.”
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