The American Eagle
when a man and his girlfriend buy a pound of b-tter and b-tter up the floor. then they strip and the girl lies down spread out like an eagle, while the guy takes a running start and slides into her. often, bacon grease is subst-tuted with b-tter to make it more “american”.
billy: dude, i gave trixy the american eagle last night!
bob: did you miss like last time? i’d hate to be the doctor that has to straighten your d-ck every time you do this.
billy: h-ll no! it was great! i even ate the b-tter after we were done!
when a girl p-sses out drunk, and you shave off all the hair on her head (this may be tougher on girls with facial hair) and j-zz all over her bald head, like a bald eagle, madjestic in every way.
me and larry gave a girl the american eagle at d-mans party and ruined her life! it took her months to grow all that hair back!
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