The Angles


pics taken at different angles, that form the illusion of beauty when in reality the subject of the picture is horribly disgusting looking
nick – i finally going to meet that girl i’ve been chattin with online all year.
mike – oh yea, whats she look like?
nick – -shows mike the pics-
mike – oh man, she has the angles!
——————-next day—————–
nick – holy sh-t, remember the girl i went to meet last night?
mike – yeah?
nick – she was about 500 lbs, was bald, retarted, she looked like a yeti.ooh yeah her name was kalis… isnt a kalis something you get on the bottom of your foot…
when a girl takes a profile pictures only showing one side of their face making it look so rediculously good that you forget her face even has 2 sides, usually compensatig for something on the other side
guy1: did you she brenda’s new profile picture she looks so fine that i inboxed her asking her out on friday

guy2: yeah from the angle shes using you can’t even tell tell that she was severely burned over the whole left side of her body

guy1:wait what!
the angles:

only a shot of the face, a shot of the -ss, a shot of the mouth, a shot of the eyes.
“there is no full picture”

all the ugly girls at mysp-ce have this!!!
dude 1- dude look at this chick she is hot!!!
dude 2- dude she’s got the angles, you know… “the angles” all the ugly chicks at mysp-ce have that, there is no full picture!

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