the angry dragon
when a man is getting head from his b-tch. then once he blows his load in her mouth he hits the back of her head and it blows out of her nose.
“jonny pulled off the angry dragon on little jenny when she was done giving him head. she had his load coming out of his nose, and a bruise on her head.”
when you b-tch is giving you head, slam the back of her head into you so her eyes get red, (the angry part), then shoot your load up her nose, so the c-m runs down her nose and it looks the the mustache of a dragon.
i tricked my b-tch into giving me the angry dragon last night. f-ck, it was awsome!
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