the angry mailman
the angry mailman is when a girl is having hardcore -n-l s-x with a male and suddenly gets off his d-ck and farts in his face. some peices of p–p may come out because of how loose her -n-s is. this action causes the male to get really angry and mad and chase her around like a dog would chase a mailman.
my girl gave me the angry mailman last night and now i think i have pinkeye. what a b-tch
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