The Angry Torpedo


to grunt and force a log of sh-t out of your -ss with such ferocity that you get a splatter effect on the inside of the toilet (if done too forcefully you may get some kickback so be cautious when performing in stalls.) caution!: do not attempt the angry torpedo when you have the drizzling sh-ts as you may effectively blow your colon.
man, i was feeding this chick a hot lunch last night, but i was so constapated that i shot off an angry torpedo by accident and took out her left eye.

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