the apple never falls far from the tree
statement made to infer that one is invariably similar to their parents. often used negatively or ironically.
1: i heard that jake is on drugs.
2: yeah, so was his dad.
1: hmmm…the apple never falls far from the tree.
1: stacy’s mom is teh shizzle.
2: have you seen stacy? the apple never falls far from the tree…..
1: you filthy little scoundrel, just like your father!
2: i’m nothing like my father!!!
1: the apple never falls far from the tree!
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