The Belmont Connection


a local chicago s-xual move, based off of the ever-popular chicago “l” transportation system. the belmont connection is where p-ssengers can connect from the red line to the brown line on the train.

in s-xual terms, a man f-cks a woman in her v-g-n- and then proceeds to give her -n-l pleasure. hence, moving from the “red line” to the “brown line”.
derrick: hey jamaal, you gonna get with that white girl, tiffany?

jamaal: you mean tiffany from lincoln parkl? yeah, i’m finna give her the belmont connection.

derrick: gnr, better pack some ky and extra jimmies.

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