The Archibald


you shave off your p-b-s, put them in a bag and put it in your back pocket. then when you are rooting a chick, you pull out, squirt all over her face, pull out your bag and throw your p-b-s on her face
ohh yesss yesss, turn around turn around, ohhh -blows on her face-, -pulls out bag throws p-b-s on her face-, no she looks like the archibald guy with that beard.

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