The Chuck Norris
a form of extreme breakdancing, where the dancer swings his leg around, in the form of a roundhouse kick. this should never be attempted, as it will result in m-ssive casualties. in fact, none who have seen it have lived to tell about it, so it exists only as a myth.
danny was popping and locking, and then he went on to do the chuck norris. there were no surviving witnesses.
a s-xual act involving penetration of a women’s -ss with a cowboy boot whilst -ssuring her that you are wearing protection, you splooge on the v-g-n-, t-ts, and face, afterwords, exploding inside of her.
i gave m. lib the old chuck norris last night because she refused to make me food.
alt. ex. roofus gave kiyesha the chuck norris after she tried to talk back to him, thus making her -ss two times too big.
after receiving f-ll-t–, finish off by c-mming in the b-tch’s eye which intentionally blinds her as you unexpectantly and swiftly give her a roundhouse kick to the head.
“dude, i totally gave that b-tch the chuck norris last night.”
s-x move. whilst the female (or male) is sucking on your shaft, he/she proceeds to ‘speedbag’ your b-llsack.
guy: this s-x is fun, but i need a change.
girl: how about i give you the chuck norris?
the act of taking someone’s virginity while on a bowflex.
i totally got the chuck norris at the gym yesterday.
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