the aristocrats

t-tle of infamous joke without a punchline. the setup, always the same, begins with a family pitching an act to a talent agent. the middle is improvised, with gross, incetuous and obscene s-xual acts often the topic of choice. the joke ends with the agent asking what the bizarre act is called, and the family replies “the aristocrats.”
“that doesn’t make any f-cking sense. why is ‘the aristocrats’ funny?”
a joke known mainly among comedians. it is a joke that anyone can make their own. the joke goes as follows: a family goes to a talent agency and asks if they may perform. the talent agent asks what the act is, the family replies (this is where the presenter of the joke may put whatever he/she pleases into it. usually very disgusting). the talent agent is shocked and asks what the act is and the family replies: the aristocrats.
the middle is meant to be the funniest and usually involves b-st–llity, necrofelia, incest, feces, urine, and other kinds of filth. i guess you could say the point of the joke is to see who can make it the most disgusting.
heres my shot at making it truly disturbing: a family walks into a talent agency wanting to perform their act. the talent agent asks what the act is and they reply: “first my wife and i get naked and proceed to have s-x, i then sh-t in her mouth and make her suck my d-ck, i then f-ck her again and lick the reminents of sh-t and sperm off of her and spit it in her mouth. then i cover her mouth with my hand and punch her in the stomach and watch the stuff fly out of her nose. i catch the spray of sh-t and j-z and blood with my mouth and swallow it hole. then my daughter comes in and i f-ck her in the -ss while i suck my sons d-ck. while this is going on my wife starts banging my father and mother. i then f-ck my mother and father while my wife f-cks my kids. then i blow my dads -sshole and jerk him off. then the dog comes in and i f-ck it too. i then kill my mother with a gun and f-ck the bullet hole. we all join in the blood orgy and p-ss on one another. we sh-t in the p-ss and blood and then puke in it. then we dump it in a kiddy pool full of dead midgets and aborted babies. we then jump in the pool and bang the h-ll out of eachother. i chop off my wifes b–bs and she cuts off my d-ck, she sucks my stump and eats my b-lls. then 3 midgets standing on eachothers heads come in and we kill them and add them to the pool. we slurp up everything in the pool and puke it on the audience. then i smash my wife’s head with a sledge hammer and cover the audience with her brains gallagher style. we take a bow and leave.” the talent agent says: “holy sh-t! whats the act called?” the family replies: ” the aristocrats!”…….try and get to sleep tonight now!
1) a joke common among comedians, but usually not shared with a general audience because of excessive obscenity. the joke always begins with a family entering a talent agency and asking to show the agent their family act. the joke teller then improvises the middle of the joke with an act filled with profanity, bodily functions, incest, and any other obscene material the comedian can think of. at the end of the act, the stunned agent asks the family what they call it, and they reply with the punchline: “the aristocrats!” the punchline is not as important or funny as the improvised description of the act.

2) the funniest f-cking joke in the entire universe.
“did you see that new doc-mentary about the aristocrats? it’s the funniest f-cking joke in the entire universe!”
the funniest joke ever invented in the history of humor. a joke so funny hearing it without proper preparation could cause death or serious internal bleeding.
……..i don’t get it.
an common joke among comedians involving a travelling family of performers doing bizarre s-x acts with each other during an audition in front of a talent scout. when the talent scout asks what they call themselves, the lead proudly announces, “the aristocrats!”
the point of this joke is not the punchline, “the aristocrats!”, but rather the gratuitous descriptions of the s-x acts and bodily fluids. these vary depending on the teller. below is a short example of the joke.
so, a family goes in to a talent scout asking for an audition, and the talent scout says, ok.
the father proceeds to undress himself and rips the clothes off his family, have all sorts of s-x with his entire family, and by the end, the room is covered in urine, s-m-n, feces, blood, sweat, tears, v-g-n-l juices, vomit, hair, spit, earwax, mucus, toenails, fingernails, and little bits of skin.
you can imagine the kind of things that must have gone on…
when asked what they call the act, the father responds,
“the aristocrats!”