The Asian Blur
the annoying blurriness that is used to cover up the small asian beefs in j-panese p-rn! they blur out the sn-tch so they don’t have to explain blurring out the 3 inch beef hors d’oeuvres the j-panese male is about to serve the female! very annoying as in prevent the true p-rn connoisseur from truly enjoying the asian sn-tch!
yo sir boges, i was enjoying myself watching some j-panese p-rn until the asian blur wet noodled me, i had to switch it up and turn on some rocco siffredi! now that is some grown man sh-t right there!
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