The Ass Pancake


the -ss pancake is when you get aunt jemima pancake batter and you put it on the stove, preferably medium heat. you then stick your -ss on it, and wait about 1 and a half to 2 minutes. as you lift your -ss, you will discover that the batter has become a pancake, on your -ss! you may now pick off the bits of pancake, on your -ss. enjoi!
i was f-cking this girl, and i ate the -ss pancake on her -ss

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