The Ass Phantom


a supposed paranormal apparition who often causes feces to disappear immediately following defecation.
“i was taking a sh-t and when i looked down to see the monstrous log i had created, it was gone! nowhere to be seen!”

“dude that sounds like you’ve been visited by the -ss phantom”

“spooky!!!”

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