The Athlete
is a runner not a sprinter
traits: very, yes i mean very big brains, all the girls come to him, fast, usually a farmer, owns an iphone, goes to a small school
appearance: tall, muscular, has a huge mustache, a good eye for girls
fails: athletes usually lose to asians..small asians. can’t handle longboards. thinks hes good at fifa.
weaknesses: athletes usually are weak agains’t chicken fried – zac brown band
“cold beer on a friday night,” – crowd
“stopppp it fjsdlkafjkldsjafkljsdaklf aghhh,” – athlete
“look at the big brains on the athlete.” – anonymous
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