The Awkward Turtle
a s-x position in which the woman coc–ns herself in a blanket with only her backside sticking out. the man’s p-n-s then enters her from behind. a good position while banging an ugly chick.
paul found mary very unattractive, but he was h-rny, so they just did the awkward turtle.
a s-x position. a guy gets a girl naked, gets himself naked except for his pants, and lays on top of her. he then proceeds to awkwardly dry hump her while wriggling his arms and legs and making awkward noises, including the phrase, “awkward turtle!!”
man, kevin totally awkward turtled amanda last night. she was so mad.
timmy never had s-x before, and he really liked stacy. they were making out and were about to have s-x, but timmy got really nervous. instead, he just did the awkward turtle until she got dressed and went home.
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