the babcockis paradox


in probability theory, the babc-ckis paradox, or the babc-ckis effect, concerns the probability that, in a set of

n randomly chosen people in a group text of numbers one does not recognize, some set of at least 3 of them are babc-ckis.
(555)555-5555: man, who are those obnoxious guys ruining this text?
(555)555-5556: i am babc-ckis.
(555)555-5557: i, too, am babc-ckis!
(555)555-5558: i am chris burke, and therefor not babc-ckis. i stood a high probabilistic chance of being babc-ckis. the babc-ckis paradox states as much.
(555)555-5559: f-ck you it’s babc-ckis
trey: hey yalllll!

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