the baby bird
an immature s-xual prank. sitting in a public place, pull your b-lls out of your pants and cup your hands over them, leaving just a glimpse of pink exposed (this only works if your white). then tell your approaching victims (preferably girls) that you have just found a baby bird that has fallen from its nest. the bit of n-ts-ck resembles the skin of a newly hatched bird. explain that the bird is shy and doesn’t like the light, but invite them to take a closer look. in the midst of conversation the hands are casually dropped, and the victims are left fawning over what is now obviously a pair of b-lls. the key to pulling this off is doing it when it would be least expected (e.g. in gym cl-ss).
“hey guys look, i found a baby bird”
after someone has a ridicules number of double shots of eggnog on the opie and anthony show, someone else will lay flat on their back while the eggnog-shooter projectile vomits into the lying persons mouth.
the act of doing this was dubbed “the baby bird” by comic joe rogan due to its similarities to a mama bird pre-eating, then feeding a baby bird
aka “sea of (screaming) laughter”
-witnesses
“oh g-d! oh g-d! ooh no!”
“the baby bird is going down!”
“the baby bird! is happening!!”
“haaaa ha ha ha!!!”
“aiiiieeeeeeee! ha ha!”
“ooohhhh my god!!!”
“no way! no way!”
“haaaa ha ha ha!!!”
-sea of laughter
“aiiiieeeeeeee! ha ha!”
“oh my god!!!”
“aiiiieeeeeeee! haw haw huh huh!!
“no way!”
“no way did that just hap- no way did that jus- jus- awwwwww!!! no way! no way did that just happen!”
“oh my god!!..oh my god!..oh my god!”
“i almost wet myself, i swear to you im laughing so hard”
“outstandng!”
“that was the greatest moment in radio history period!”
-witnesses
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