The Bachocalypse
the mad max-style wasteland that will become of the united states of america after the presidency of michele bachmann.
lone wanderer:”two days ago, i saw a vehicle that would haul that tanker. you want to get out of here? you talk to me.”
everyone else: “g-dd-mnit things were better before the bachocalypse”
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