The Blue Light Special


this is similar to the walmart special only in this one you must be in a super k-mart during a blue light special and be under a clothing rack w/ such a light.
holy b-lls…. i walked into that super k-mart yesterday and i saw justin, molly, and reynolds all doing the blue light special!
a common summer drink consisting of uv blue, lemonade, and sprite or 7 up. it is frequently served at fourth of july parties, garnished with a red cherry and white dixie cup (to uphold the red, white, and blue theme of the holiday).
martin and kendra got really trashed and made some awesomely-bad decisions after drinking the blue light special all night at the fourth of july party.

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