The Bad Parent
a game where the person outside of a parents’ peripheral vision repeatedly makes faces or does stupid things to make the baby or child cry, eventually ending in making the parent look like a bad parent because their child is crying out of the blue. points are awarded for getting away with it, while points are deducted for getting caught.
fundo saw a lady carrying her child, so he decided to play the bad parent game.fundo made scary faces at the child being carried. when the child cried, the mother yelled at her child to stop crying. fundo laughed. points for fundo.
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