The Bahamut


a devious s-x move used when the man is drunk. while doing your b-tch missionary style, when you feel the urge to yack, you imitate bahamut (from the ff series) preparing to cast megaflare (spread your arms, flap them slowly, tilt your head back, and take a deep breath). once you’re ready, roar as loud as you can, point your head down towards your b-tch, and yack all over her.
i pulled off the bahamut on amanda last night, and she was proud that i did. what a dirty b-tch.

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