The Bailey
when someone takes a long time to get ready.
joseph: “why are you late?”
kendal: “oh you know, just doing the bailey.”
something that none of smapdey’s friends are ever going to get
shawn and the rest of them are never going to get the bailey
when, in one night, with sampdey’s sister, you make a concoction, complete the monroe exchange, have her felch an inmate, find a chocolate pizza, hit her with a hot lunch, give her a frozen eddie, and finish with the bucking bronco in front of smapdey.
dude! i did the bailey last night!
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