The Bait n Strap
when a man is doing a woman from behind, the woman sneakily puts on a strap on (preferably made of a tough plastic complete with coloring). as the man is about to thrust inward, the woman shifts her balance so the man falls to the bed/tabletop/elevator floor/wherever the mating is occuring, and then the woman jumps on his back as he is still utterly confused and begins to bang him relentlessly in the -sshole.
one time in las vegas i was scr-w-ng this prost-tute doggy dog style when she unexpectedly turned on me and pulled the bait n strap on me and then hit me with a role of salami.
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