The Baker

when you have s-x with a girl who has a yeast infection, and you put your “loaf of bread” in her “oven” and let the bread rise
alexis has a yeast infection, so i’ll be playing the baker tonight
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similiar to the bill cosby where the guy sh-ts on a person’s chest and uses his p-n-s to rub it all over their body.
“hey cshep, you just gave the baker to frosty!”

“beadle came into room 912 and before he knew it, they had given him the baker.”
the act of j-zzing into a condom during s-x, removing the condom, and sneekily cuting off the tip of the s-m-n recepticle. then squeeze out the spooge (preferably on partners face) like a baker frosts a cake.
did you hear about aaron pulling the baker on some random girl he met?

i totally pulled the baker on her!
the last remaining zombie of the level in call of duty zombies; or the most worthless person in your workplace; someone who goes out of their way to c-ck block you.
dude you killed the baker too soon you f-cked us; or g-d d-mnit who invited the baker.
the act of putting flour on one’s p-n-s prior to s-xual intercourse because the v-g-n- is too sticky, much like a baker puts flour on his/her hands to keep from sticking to the dough.
i had to give my girlfriend the baker when we ran out of lubricant.
a man who takes the privilege of a girl’s (or girls’) first cream pie.
that man must be a baker with that smile.

i am gonna go to the bakery today.

my boyfriend was the baker for me.

my mom says that she loves her baker! i want one too!
the act of j-zzing into a condom, then sneekily cuting off the tip of the s-m-n recepticle. then proceeding to squeeze out the spooge (preferably on partners face) like a baker frosts a cake.
did you hear about aaron pulling the baker on some random girl he met?

i totally pulled the baker on her!
to pull out and finish in a condom, and then proceed to cut the tip or poke a hole in the condom, and decorate your partner with j-zz, just as a baker would decorate a cake.
as soon as he came, he cut the tip off the condom, and wrote his name on my chest.

jonathan used the baker on devon to demonstrate his culinary skills.

he came in the condom, poked a hole in the tip, and drew a j-zz mustache on my face.