The Ball Swipe Test


an important test that one must give their newly purchased handheld touchscreen ipod, pad, droid, ect.

the test is performed by taking the touchscreen computer and giving it a nice hard straight swipe against the gouch-side of ones t-st-cl-s.
friend 1- hey did you give your new atrix the ball swipe test?

friend 2- h-ll yeah i gave it the ball swipe test and it didnt even leave a disgusting venom-like residual stain.

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