The Bandit


a s-x move: performed with 3 people (2 men and a women) blindfold your girl and start doing her from behind while she’s facing a window, now quietly switch places with the other man and have him start doing her while you go outside and have the other man un-blindfold the girl and you wave at her from outside the window.
on a side note: she doesn’t know that there are two men and that she is going to be doing two men before this move is preformed.
a – dude! me and my bro just did the bandit on her!
b – yeah man she totally freaked!

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