The Bane
the bane is a s-xual move where the recieving partner is removed at the moment of climax and swiftly lifted and brought down upon a knee to break their spine. the partner is then thrown into a pit with a victory cry and told to watch as the city they love is ruined before them.
“this b-tch was being too noisy last night so i gave her the bane.”
“harsh, bro. that takes five months to recover from. minimum.”
halfway through s-xual activities, you get up and turn the light off.
after waiting a few seconds, you ask the girl whether she can see you.
when she replies ‘no’, you proceed to say
“that’s because you merely adopted the dark. i was born in it, molded by it” as you swiftly sh-t into your hand, and launch it in her face
“we tried to mix it up last night, did the bane, ended my 5 year marriage”
#bane #p–p #s-x #sh-t #b-mhole
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