the barbarian
while doing a chick doggy style, right before you blow your load, you unsheathe your broadsword and cut her head off. afterwards, pull out and blow it in the resulting neck hole. you must then take the head and bring it to your village elder for meat.
bob is so good at the barbarian! he’s got 15 pounds of meat this week.
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