The Bartoe
the act of f-cking enormous hidious looking girls either in the b-tt or in their smelly pink taco stands, thereafter giving them the play action fake.
while listening to his will smith cd, mike ford walked in on his roomate giving the bartoe. he immedialy left the room with a smile on his face and a buldge in his pants. sick f-ck!!!!!
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