The Base System
first base – kiss/make out
second base – feel up of the breast, fingering the v-g-n-, hand job
third base – oral stimulation of the genitalia
home run – s-x
bunt – having to m-st-rb-t- since you cannot get any action
base on b-lls – accidentally brushing up against a woman’s br–sts, (you got on base, but maybe not exactly how you wanted to)
strike out – rejected
hit for the cycle – reaching 1st base, 2nd base, 3rd base, and home plate all in one night
double play – hooking up with two girls in one night
triple play – hooking up with three girls in one night
stolen base – hooking up with a friend’s girl
error – hooking up with a trans-xual
hit by pitch – if your with your group of friends and meet a group of girls, you take one for the team by hooking up with the ugly girl in the group while they get the attractive ones
foul ball – you tried to get it in, but only got a kiss
head-first slide – rough, kinky s-x (handcuffs, ball-gags, whips, etc.)
ejected from the game – you’re about to have s-x with a very attractive woman, then she whips out a d-ck bigger than yours
walk-off hit – you have s-x with a mom
walk-off home run – you have s-x with a hot mom
“right as i was about to hit the game-winning home run, i got ejected from the game”
the base system
an old-school system of telling people how far you’ve gone. while there are different versions this is how it
goes:
1st base- french kissing
2nd base- feeling up, b–b touching
2nd and a half base- fingering, hand job
3rd base- any form of oral
4th- s-x. all the way.
can be summed up as french, feel, suck, f-ck
according to the base system, he figured that he had never hit more than 5 singles in his life.
amy: “how far did you and bob get last night?”
lauren: “we only got to second. he just won’t let me in his pants!”
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