The Bateman


when you point and admire yourself in the mirror while you are having s-x. a reference to what patrick bateman played by christian bale did a scene from the movie american psycho.
last night i pulled the bateman when i was having s-x with my girlfriend
“the bateman” is a c-cktail made up on the spot at parties.

made by getting the biggest container available (usually a vase or jug) and you pour in any alcoholic beverages you have at your disposal.

the end result can be either really nice, or really nasty – it just depends what you poured in.
“hey, doug, what is that you’re drinking out of that vase?”

“this? oh, it’s the bateman!”

“is it good?”

“h-ll yeah!”

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