The Beached Whale
the commonly seen attempt of topping out on your climbing route. involves laying on your stomach while flailing your arms and legs. often unsuccessful. to see this phenomynon just take a trip up to your local climbing craigs, sit back, and wait. you won’t miss it!
bystander 1: hey. look! what’s that guy doing ontop of that rock?
bystander 2: aw man, he’s tryin’ the beached whale! it’s not gonna work!
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