the beaconsfeild
the especially heinous act of “sh-t f-cking” and, devostating the r-ct-m of a 40 year old plus adelaide hills woman, to the point where her r-ct-m has turned unto a type of weir, and therfore resembles a collapsed australian mine shaft, this is also contributed to the large amount of alcohol based faeces present during the incident.
first freind: i have smashed this birds mud b-tton so hard i left it lookin like the beaconsfeild mine , sh-t went everywhere i just threw the cover over it and proceeded to devostate her bowel, i tell you what it was sh-t lube”
freind: what the f-ck man?
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