the bearded chin wonder
a fury man-ape with a beard that connects to his ponytail to form a lions mane. he is known to hide shatter covered blunts in his hair to avoid detection while sneaking into concerts.
oooohh sh-t its ilian the motha f-cking bearded chin wonder!!!
loc-“who’s bringing the beers?”
me-“the bearded chin wonder”
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